O, I wish I was Lando Calrissian
Head Administrator of Besbin
Cloud City, that is me.
Billy Dee Williams

Vader comes and he coerces
So I do bad, and what is worse is
I betray, Luke and Leia
And I turn over Han

Well I have a change of heart and I
Help Leia get away
Escape their cells join the rebels
Evacuate Cloud City
Amscray, away
And I’ll become Alliance general

Now Han’s trapped in carbonite but
I’ll help Luke to get Han from Hutt
Han Solo’s nice and froze
Leia’s clothes barely there

They fight the Sarlacc it is large
But we blow up Jabba’s sail barge
Then I fly through the sky
Take the Falcon’s pilot chair

We shoot up the new Death Star
At Endor. We score
With Antillees in his X-wings
We bring down the Empire
I fear, that sphere’s a
Storm trooper funeral pyre

And now it’s over and I can
Have the honor of being the only black man
In a galax-ay, far away
Except may be for Mace Windu

O I battled in 6he in star wars
Hurray, hurray!
And I’ll fight Thrawn with Vuffi Raa
But that’ll all come later

In the end, we win
But I’m remembered as a traitor
It’s true, I knew
I should have said screw you, Vader!