Juno was a girl who wound up getting preggers
But she knew it was no option
Juno searched the ads in local Pennysaver
To find a couple for adoption
She drank, she drank
She drank a lot of Sunny D.
She drank, she drank
And then on several sticks she’d pee.
You’re pregger’s Juno.

Sweet Vanessa Loring is a real uptight chick
But she’d make a real good mom
Husband Mark is slacker and winds up being a dick
Juno and Paulie sing their song.
Knocked up, knocked up
She’s sarcastic and really quippy
Knocked up, knocked up
Her kid looks like a sea monkey

Knocked up, knocked up
Knocked up. Desperately seeking spawn
Knocked up, knocked up
Put it up for adoption.
Knocked up, knocked up
Neither abortion or a teenage mom
Knocked up, knocked up
Juno takes a third option
Knocked up, knocked up
Get the kid where it belong.