Met a girl, thought it was great
That she’d survived Earth’s horrid fate
‘Nother survivors of the zombie plague
Maybe now I could get laid

Later on when we were getting’ it on
That’s when she started to moan
Too late did I realize
As she took a great big bite

She fucking ate me.
Chomp
She fucking ate me
La la la la
She was infected
And now she’s bisected my whole torso
She ripped it away

She ate me for about an hour
Felt each bite as she did devour
Took it all but to my surprise
Just like that song
She left my eyes yeah

She would moan she would complain
Said she wanted me for my brains
Sorry babe if I had any of them
I would never have let you in

She fucking ate me
Brains
She fucking ate me
La la la la
She died but then
She got up again to eat my organs
And ripped them away

That’s my story, as you can see
Soon I too will be a zombie
I’ll want brains too because for sure
Clearly I had none before

She fucking ate me
Moan
She fucking ate me
Moan
Shuffle off to war
Go to join the horde to find some victims
Rip their flesh away

Moan
Brains
Moan
Brains
And she tore my innards to consume them
She fucking ate me.