(small penis song)
I had nothing to show
I was minute as could be nothing to see down below
(a tiny wang)
Unsatisified with myself and my little member that was petite as an elf

(so hard to see)
Other guys complain about their sizes but me
I have to use pair of tweezers every time that I pee
(nothing to lose)
I feel overlooked and forsook
And it seems to get smaller each time that I look

I want to grow. I want to know that I got something to show
I want to help to correct an enormous wrong
Well, not exactly enormous
I’m not a dope. I want to hope that you won’t need microscope
I want a Johnson that will stretch a whole furlong
Someday I’ll be long

And I tried everything. Bough every item the internet offered to bring
(I was contused)
After hours using the penis pump
Just had a sore arm and a hicky that turned into a lump
(so unamused)
Tried those pills to expand me but you know
Hard to tell percentage of growth you can’t divide zero
(so freudean)
Say it’s not a big deal. Yeah it’s not big at all
I am freakishly small
I look like a Ken doll

I want to grow. I want to know that I got something to show
I want to help to correct an enormous wrong
Seriously. Not enormous. Not at all
I want to be something to see an end my inadadequacy
I take whatever pills and supplements come along
Someday I’ll be long

I will never know until I do everything in my power
Swallowed pills stuck in my throat. I’ve had a stiff neck for hours
At the rate I yank at this rate I might just break it off
Hell, I give up. I’ll just save up and get some surgery

I will be long I will be strong and you know before too long
I want to trip over myself is that so wrong?
Ridiculously long and beyond
I want to win so when I sin the girl will know it’s actually in
I guess in summary that the point of this song is
Someday I’ll be long (3x)