Jon Archer’s Starfleet’s captain
And he runs the Enterprise
He took his crew to see the view
When they achieved Warp 5

It took us quite a while ‘cause the Vulcans told us no
A chance we had they might get mad
It turns out they can’t though ‘cause they say

Yes, we have no emotions!
We have no emotions today
We stick to the logic
Taught to us by Surak
And Vulcan’s cannot lie no way
We have pointy ears one and all
You can ask science officer T’Pol

That yes, we have no emotions
Our emotions we shall not display

The Vulcan’s say it’s dangerous in space but we ignore
But then we’re blue because it’s true. Ask people from Andor
Aggressive and passionate people are Andorians
Shran proves the feud and comes unglued with battle at P’Jem and they say

Yes we have blue antannaes
We have blue antannaes today!
We are tall and have blue skin
And grudge with the Vulcans
And four genders so they say
We are mostly blue but there are
The pale telepathic Aenar

And Yes! We have blue antannaes
We have blue antannaes today!

This started when a spaceship was shot down by Suliban
We patched the Klingon inside up and then we took him home.
Despite the fact that Klingons had smooth foreheads in Kirk’s time
These guys have bumpy ridges there
And when we asked them why
They answered

Yes we have forehead ridges
We have forehead ridges today
Until those eugenic sent virus genetic
And erased them to our dismay
We have the ridges of a warrior
And a culture obsessed with honor

And yes, Enterprise seems bananas
That’s because it’s bananas in space