We can go for guy’s night out
A place your wife’ll never find
Where the atmosphere’s hot and the women not always
And the beer costs 12.95

Say, we can to go a strip club
Least we can if you’re over age
Watch the nude girls stroll or swing upon a pole
Or dance while they’re up on stage

And they will dance “risqué”

We can watch women stripping
Eyes bug out like a cartoon
And if I have my way and we’ve got enough to pay
We’ll spend an hour in the champagne room

Say, we can watch all we want to
But if you want more take a chance
Call a stripper over here and whisper into her ear
That you’re gonna want a table dance

And say

Table dance, table dance
Everything’s out of control
Table dance, table dance
Swinging upside down on a pole

Table dance , table dance.
Everybody get out your ones.
Table dance, table dance
Everybody’s having fun

It’s a table dance
Oh well it’s a table dance.
Yes it’s a table dance.

Watch them dance if you want to
You can look but you can’t touch
She says she has a shtick with her ping pong ball trick
Well I’d love to see it very much

I say, they will dance if we want it
Stripping down past their brassieres
Sure their hair’s full of grease and they’re probably diseased
But they got knockers out to here

So I say, table dance, table dance
And maybe a lap dance when you’re through
With the cowgirl at the end, and her busty Asian friend
And maybe the catholic schoolgirl too

Table dance, table dance
Tell her to look you in the eye
Table dance, table dance
It’s even hotter when they cry

Cause it’s a table dance
Yes it’s a table dance
Well it’s a table dance
Well it’s a table dance
Yes it’s a table dance
I want a table dance
I want a table dance

it’s a table dance
Well it’s a table dance
Oh it’s a table dance
Oh it’s a table dance
Well it’s a table dance