Orbiting death trap

You will go to the moon
That’s right you’ll be in orbit real soon
We know you did not ask for it
Hope you won’t abhor it
When we shoot you up to the moon

You will go up a spaceship
You might even survive most of the trip
Either you’ll come to harm or
Twelfth time’ll be the charmer
Either way you will go to the moon

Why we chose you as an astronaut
We can’t tell so don’t ask to explain
At least we know now you’ll need some air
So you can’t say all those test monkeys died in vain

You will go to the moon
We’ve scheduled your launch for this afternoon
Yes, You will go to outer space
And no, You can’t appeal your case
No one can hear you screaming in a vacuum

Hey, you will go to the moon
And if the shuttle happens to go boom
You’ll still be in its orbit
There’s no way to escape it
Pieces of you will head back towards the moon

You were selected at random
But we’re sure that you will be good
You can eat when you get there
We hear It’s made of cheese so we didn’t pack you food

You will go to the moon
Chances are you will wind up marooned

(vocal solo)

Houston, we have a problem

And if somehow you survive touch down
Next year we’ll try to get around
To how we’ll get you back from the moon
I’m gonna tell ya, you will go to the moon!