Bermuda triangle, aliens in Roswell
Pandora’s Box, Dana, Fox, aliens and freaks
Investigate phenomenon, Truth is out there, Trust no one
Nanotech, men in black, monster of the week

FBI, Flukeman, Cigarette Smoking Man
Paranoid, humanoids, Martians and little green men
Cover-ups, blatant lies, green glowing fireflies
Alien, Lone Gunmen, feed kitten to an ATM

We love to watch X-files
The skeptic is Scully
Mulder wants to believe
We love to watch X-files
It’s our favorite show
About the UFO

Folks say Fox is kooky, others though call him Spooky
His sister he does miss her and his mother was a slut
Doctor Dana Scully does alien autopsy
Skeptic appopopleptic since her partner is a nut

Answer to Director Skinner, Cancer Man’s smokes are slimmer
Sydicate we deplore. They have close encounters galore
Fields with huge glowing domes. Taped wires. Bugged phone.
Is it or not government plot? Does anyone know anymore?

We love to watch X-files
The show’s always a winner
Under Director Skinner
We love to watch X-files
How they fight and toil
Against the black oil

NASA ghost, Syzygy, Byers, Langley, Frohike
Anasazi, killer bees, Duane Barry, E.B.E.s,
Exorcism, zombies, hypnotic repressed memories
Arctic space worms, day of doom, Eugene Victor Tooms.

Prometheus post-modern, grassy knoll, second gun,
Piper Maru, shadow gov, Talitha Cumi, Requiem
Majestic twelve, 10-13, machinations, smoke screen,
Fall of dark, mytharc, 6th Extinction, Zero Sum!

We love to watch X-Files
Mulder’s proof he’ll find it
Scully will deny it
We love to watch X-Files

Mulder will achieve it
We will all believe it

Deep Throat on the level, Bigfoot, Jersey Devil
Quagmire, wetwired, Krycek, Fight the Future
Higher-ups full of ire, Coprophage, vampire
Rumor that the tumor has an alien cure
Desperate seeking Scully will save her daughter Emily
Surely awes that cancer’s cause was from a probe shoved up her shnoz!

We love to watch X-files
We always enjoy-a
All the paranoia
We love to watch X-files
So good that it must be
A big conspiracy

ABH, Colonists, Unrestricted access
Elder First, Resist or serve, Policy Control
Agents Reyes and Doggit come in later they can’t slog it
Mr. X. misdirect. When will those two just have sex?

ETs phoning home. Why won’t they leave us alone?
Die Verletzt , Sleepy vets, abductions and experiments
Do government or E.T. head up this conspiracy?
Who’s at the helm? It overwhelms. Millenium and Harsh Realms

We love to watch X-files
The show that was the starter
For the great Chris Carter
We love to watch X-files
And when the show is done
We watch another one, rerun

We love to watch X-files
And I’ll always swear
That the truth is out there