His name is Logan!
He is an X-Man
With sharp claws to cut right through
And a healing factor too

He is a mutie
A wolver-meanie.
On his chest he wears an X
And his suit’s yellow spandex

His inner skeleton
Is adamantium
And in every movie he is played
By Hugh Jackman

At the Charles Xavier Mansion
Where mutants learn power expansion
At the School For Gifted Youngsters
Learning peace is so neato when whooping Magneto
With the X-men….

Her name was Phoenix
She was a Marvel
A redhead name of Jean
Logan thought she was a queen

She liked him a lot
But also loved Scott
He offered her his best vice
But what he does ain’t very nice

So he threw punches good
At the Evil Brotherhood
Pyro, Juggernaut, Toad and Mystique
Got beat like they should!

Thanks to Logan And the X-Men
Born to a world that does not understand them.
Charles Xavier wants co-existin’
Marvel Girl, Beast & Cyclops & Iceman we love lots
They’re the X-men….

His name is Logan
Once was James Howlett
That was a hundred years ago
Soon he’ll fighting it solo.

In his own movie

It’s just for Logan
Played in black leather again
By Smit-McPhee as a kid.

It’s seven years before
He knocked on Xavier’s door.
He’s young and has his own prequel
Who could ask for more?
(US!)
We want the X-men! Dazzler, Emma Frost, (whistle)
Psylocke, Jean Grey, Storm, Rogue & Polaris!
There are others there but we do not care!
Mutant babes groanin’ and all around Logan
He’s Weapon X, man!