I’ve watched every single episode of Red Dwarf.
I’ve seen Faulty Towers and Mr. Bean galore.
Black Adder, Benny Hill
And Dr. Who give be a thrill
But next to one show all these others are a bore.

There is nothing quite as wonderful as Monty
No one funny as the six crew of Python
There’s Jones and Cleeves and Chapman
Idle, Gilliam and Palin
Not expecting the Spanish Inquisition

There is nothing quite as wonderful as Monty
…Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty.
No sketch comedy absurdist as they can!
…Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty.

These are after all the wretches
Who brought us Dead Parrot sketches
Holy Grail, Life of Brian, songs of Spam

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam

Want them to silly-walk on back
So they can be a lumberjack!
Monty Python’s Flying Circus! Nudge! Nudge! Wink! Wink!

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam

SPLUT!