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Me and Fred, Velma, Daphne and Shag; We’re Mysteries Inc.
In the mystery machine finding the fink
Along with this mutt, a pup named Scooby-Doo!
(Scooby laughing)
Fred is the leader who is weaing an asgot
Daphne gets kidnapped and Shaggy’s a beatnik
And Velma, who always finds clues is the one who goes
“Jinkies, Jinkies, Jinkies.”
(We still don’t know exactly what it means and she won’t tell us.)
Each episode we run into a ghost
Or a monster or orge
in a castle with a moat.
Shag and Scooby meet, they freak
then run away and beat a quick retreat
While it chases those two
Fred and Velma find clues
Proving that the monster is not a what but a who
Daphne gets captured, so Fred tries to save her
Then they catch the baddy, and unmask him before the whole nation.

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Running away from the
Monsters and eating Scooby Snacks! (2x)

I don’t give a zoink about the guest crew
Like Scooby-Dum, Flim-Flam or Scrappy-Doo
Or a cameo by the Globetrotters
The Three Stooges, Don Knots, Batman Robin
When goolies are showin’
You know we’ll be holin’
Hiding in the van and tokin’ up
though they don’t show it
When you’re endangered every day
Here’s the message we say
Just turn around and run the other way
Forget it ‘cause it’s true all you need to find a clue
Remembers WWSD: What Would Scooby Doo?
So we hop in the van to find the rational plan
Explaining our next supernatural adventure

Running away from the
Monsters and eating Scooby Snacks! (2x)