Story’s long ‘bout how I met your mom
Story’s long ‘bout how I met your mom
Story’s long ‘bout how I met your mom
Story’s long ‘bout how I met your mom

Kids, I’m going to tell you how your mom and I met (I’m Ted Mosby)
I was a single 20-something architect (in NYC)
Your aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall got engaged (I was a fan)
And it sent me out on a quest to find my own mate (Barney’s my wingman)

And I know that you think it’s really not so fun
Sitting as Bob Sagat tells you about how I found the One

Story’s long ‘bout how I met your mom
To find the right woman, had to date lots of the wrong
Listen as a tell about my life of dating hell
The story might be long but this is how I met your mom

Story’s long ‘bout how I met your mom
Story’s long ‘bout how I met your mom

Kids, I met your aunt Robin who worked Channel 1 News (Slap bet countdown)
I rereturned but she didn’t share my marriage views (Where’s the pineapple from)
I knew our relationship would have a rocky fate (my building looks rad)
When I said I love you on our very first date (is bob barker barney’s dad)

And I’ll recount our exploits to keep your interest up
How we hung out in a bar and Barney told me to suit up!

Story’s long ‘bout how I met your mom
There’s Robin and Stella until your mom comes along
I was sick of going stag while Barney played laser tag
Lil was in SF for so long; this is story how I met your mom

Story’s long ‘bout how I met your mom (I go off on tangents)
I won’t get to the point, though you’ve waited for so long (It might wind up being relevant)
Why do I want to married instead of simply getting laid?
I know my story’s long but oh oh
(This is how I met your mom)
Met your mom (A long and winding road)
Met your mom (Following Barney’s bro code)
Confirming all your fears at sabotage by Brittney Spears
The story’s really long but this is how I met your mom.