A Canadian tribute I would like to see
About a fruvous king with a lot of moxy
Picking up minimum wage working in a store
Because he is not his nation’s king no more

Now he works in the pizza pizza
Had a wife the unspeakable lisa
Moxy Fruvous gave us his great refrain
This is to honor the song about the King of Spain

He got sick of playing crokinole
(Mike, Murray, Dave, Jian)
With the princess of Monaco
(Mike, Murray, Dave, Jian)
So he split to live just like a normal slob
(Mike, Murray, Dave, Jian)
King of Spain working a part time job
(Mike, Murray, Dave, Jian)

He was once king of spain and everyone had fun
He advised boris yeltzin and bill Clinton
Dave wears his hat as he recounts the pain
About his destiny to be the king of Spain

A king who is working driving the zambone
(Mike, Murray, Dave, Jian)
Or vacuuming turf at the Blue Jay’s Skydome
(Mike, Murray, Dave, Jian)
Serving the pizza that is so luscious
(Mike, Murray, Dave, Jian)
Because the king of spain he never rushes
(Mike, Murray, Dave, Jian)

He ruled Spain by the system of laissez faire
Made Friday part of the weekend gave babies eclair
Roof over every head that was under his reign
That was what he accomplished as the King of Spain

There’s a king flipping dough in the Pizza shop
Though it might seem a bit strange the king will never stop
He lived in a palace once that is no lie
But now all he eats is the humble pie

King of Spain

Some of you must be wondering why the king stepped down
Why he works all these minimum wage jobs in town
Here is the real reason though he’ll never say
He needed to take a fruvous holiday

Went to down to Bargainville in River Valley and soon
This Lazy Boy Stuck in the 90s will go to the moon
My baby loves authors who write of his fame
So BJ don’t cry, cause he’s the King of Spain

King of Spain
He quit being king of Spain
Jamming with Moxy Fruvous king of Spain
And rhyming this is a pain
So let’s fade out the refrain