You’re my cyber Valentine
Sweet girl I met online
While cruising the singles chat rooms
Can I take you as my wife?
We will wed on Second Life.
And webcast our honeymoon

Is your caps key always locked
Is your picture photoshopped
When we’re intimate my keyboard
Starts to spark

In real life we may live afar
I only know your avatar
For all I know you’re 14 or 85
But for now, cyber Valentine, lie.

Since I so love our cyber fling
I took a photo of a ring
And e-mailed it to her
As a jpeg

Now thanks to technology
I’ve found the girl for me
For all I know you’re a middle-aged guy
But for now, cyber Valentine, lie.