Gum in both locks below the
window
Of RST and the Quick Stop
And outside there are these two slackers
Known as Jay Silent Bob
And Silent Bob and Jay
Say snoogins every day
They go on a mall rampage
As they break apart the stage
And then go smoke a doob
Stop their Hollywood debut now
As heroes Bluntman and Chronic
Make angels stop abusing dogma
Maybe use Jedi mind trick
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And Silent Bob and Jay
Think Holden’s chasing Amy
A road trip they go on
To help the last scion
And say snootch to the nooch
And Silent Bob and Jay
Steal a monkey from a cage
And then go smoke a doob
And in the sequel these two jerks
Are still hassling clerks
They’re Jay and Silent Bob
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