Qui-Gon and Obi-Won go
Take Amidala down to Naboo
Escape the trap to Otoh Gunga
With the help of stupid Jar-Jar
But with lasers they were hit
Needed parts to fix their space ship
That was where Obi-Wan and Padme
Found a young slave
Called him Ani

Anakan, you OK
you OK
you OK, Ani
Qui-Gon says that you will
Bring balance
To the Force someday
Mommy says that you are
A Midichlo-
Rian baby
Ani win the pod race
Help Amidala
To get away

Anikan Skywalker
Now we know that you will go far OK
Leave Tattooine to help all
While you’re chased by
Evil Darth Maul, Ani.
Hop into an empty jet plane
Fight droid army and save the day
Amidala’s really Padme
When you grow up she
Will get you laid.

Anakan, you OK
you OK
you OK, Ani
Obi-Wan will take you
Help to make you
A Jedi in training
Anikan you OK
You OK
Young padwan Ani
Some day later
You’ll be Vader
A Sith General

Now you’re a grown up Jedi
Fighting Clone Wars
In your teen years
Yoda he did not want you training
He senses in you
Anger and fear

Anakan, you OK
Marry Padme
It’s a secret, Ani
Evil Tusken Raiders
Killed you’re mater
Are you okay, Ani?
Ani do you know who
Who is evil
It’s Count Dooku, Ani
Ani, you two face off
Slice your hand off
Are you okay, Ani?
Anikan you OK
Having nightmares about Padme, Ani
Palptaine is Dart Sidious,
Why’d you become
his apprentice, Ani
Tempting you with his dark nothings
Join the Dark Side. Kill the younglings
He made the clones attack the Jedi
They were cut down
It was the Dark Side

Anikan, you’re not OK
On Dark Side
You’re on Dark Side Ani.
Some day later
You’ll be Vader
A Sith General

Anikan you OK
Fighting Obi-Wan your sensei Ani
Light sabers swinging around
Until he struck you
Got the high ground, Ani
Luke and Leia taken away
You will find them again someday
Put in armor and respirator
Cyborg body
You’re Darth Vader

Anikan you OK
You OK
You OK, Annie
Anikan took Darth Vader
And you made him
Into a sissy, Ann
Anikan hate your move
Episode 1
Was so sucky, Ani
later
You’re Darth Vader
A Sith General