I got poor sight and vision
I’m a bit of a nerd
Peter Parker is my name
You may have heard

Knew Mary Jane was special
But I’m too mild mannered
How could I get
A girl like her?

Then on a field trip I got
Painful spider bite
It was radioactive
And now I’m

Sticking to walls and ceilings
I swing on a web
Now I can’t wait
To be Spider-Man

Got bit and I freaked out
But now I’m super-powered
With sp-sp-spider strength
Proportional to my size now
Speed and agility
I stick to anything
My uncle Ben said
With power comes responsibility
And when he died I felt
I would redeem myself
I don a mask and then
Who, whoa, I
I can’t wait
To be Spider-Man

I got this crazy feelin’
Deep inside
It’s called my spider-sense and
Helps me survive

I am a bit sarcastic
Fighting the bad guys
My rogues’ gallery is bigger
Than you might surmise

Norman Osborne freaks out
Becomes Green Goblin now
I’m fighting him and more
Like lizard, shocker and rhino
Doc Octopus, Sandman
Electro and Kraven
Mysterio, beetle and vulture
Venom, carnage, scorpion
Hobgoblin, Hydro-man
J. Jonah Jameson,
Kingpin, Chameleon
Whoa, whoa, they
They can’t wait
To kill spider-man

I’ve got my web shooters full
And I’m ready to web swing (thwip)

MJ did not freak out
Back when she first found out that
I’m Sp-Sp-Spiderman
She said Tiger you just lucked out
And now for cash and laughs
I’m snapping photographs
Of myself to sell to
Daily Bugle though they only trash
Hope Aunt May won’t find out
I will redeem myself
For Uncle Ben’s death when
Whoa, whoa I
I can’t wait
To be Spider-Man

Whoa, whoa I
I can’t wait
To be Spider-Man