Well I’m Dr. Horrlble. Won’t you sing along
As I post my evil update blog
Working on my freeze ray a note comes to me
From Bad Horse and the Evil League of Evil

If I pull a big heist they’re gonna let me in
I tell Moist I’m gonna steal wonderflonium
Get my freeze ray working and then you’ll see
I’ll finally get Penny to talk to me

Then Captain Hammer arrives. Nearly makes Penny die
I stop the van the remote control is in my hand
I say No, no. Why couldn’t it have been Johnny snow
Instead of that poser in a parka, Hammer starts dating Penny

I tried to pull another heist instead
Captain Hammer saw my blog and threw a car at my head
He gets Penny a shelter for the homeless and hungry
And finds out I’m Penny’s new laundry buddy

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And as if all this wasn’t enough strive
Now big bad horse wants me to take a life
I’m after Hammer now and I am pissed
I got a PhD in Horribleness

Now I say Mwa-ha-mwa-ha-ha-ha
Freeze Hammer. This world’s going to burn
He gets free, no fun. Then shoots my gun
I say no, no, it explodes and it kills Penny

It’s the end. And now I win
Get everything I ever wanted you see
All the cash, all of the fame
Anarchy that I run. Everything but Penny

Impress Bad Horse and the E.L.E.
I’m Dr. Horrible not that loser Billy
Impress Bad Horse and the E.L.E.
Get everything I want and I won’t feel (a thing