I’m here to show all Gotham City a good time
Hold ‘em, beat ‘em, hit ‘em, steal I’m the Clown Prince of crime
For my ID a deck of cards I pull the wild before the ace
And now the Joker’s here to force a smile on your face

Ha, ha, ha, ha haaaa, haa-ohe-ha-ha ha
White face makeup and a big grin’s what I’ve got
Ha, ha, ha, ha haaaa, haa-ohe-ha-ha ha
I’ll give you a big laugh you want it or not

Come see my, come see my
You can’t mistake my Joker Face
(He is totally crazy)
Come see my, come see my
Yes come and see my Joker Face
(He may kill everybody)

J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa ha ha ha)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa ha ha ha)

I wanna take over Gotham but it is hard
Because the Batman’s always there. He’s such a card
I squirt acid with my flower or I shoot him with my gun
But it only spits out a flag that says Bang. Why? Cause it fun

Ha, ha, ha, ha haaaa, haa-ohe-ha-ha ha
Just shake my hand and as you shook you get shocks
Ha, ha, ha, ha haaaa, haa-ohe-ha-ha ha
It’s Jack the Ripper in my jack in the box

Come see my, come see my
Yes come and see my Joker Face
(He is totally crazy)
Come see my, come see my
Yes come and see my Joker Face
(He may kill everybody)

J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa ha ha ha)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa ha ha ha)
(Now, Harley, time for your solo)
He’s my Mr. J I love him
Kiss and hug him
Feels so good an’ he’s my puddin’
We’re profiled
Clown self-styled
You know that he drives me wild!

We try robbing a casino
Or a bank but then those blokes
Batman and Robin interrupt
And they never get the joke!

Come see my, come see my
Yes come and see my Joker Face
(He is totally crazy)
Come see my, come see my
Yes come and see my Joker Face
(He may kill everybody)

J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa ha ha ha)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa ha ha ha)

J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa ha ha ha)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa ha ha ha)

J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa ha ha ha)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa ha ha ha)