She goes to my school
A tsundere shojo romance
She thinks I’m cool
And wants to get in my pants

Though I’m kind of dull
She’ll totally fall
But I do not even see
‘Cause I live with a harem of hot chicks who want me
Cause I’m just a teenager in an anime
Pilot a mecha though it’s cliché
Wearing a uniform each school day – kowai
Oohoooooo

I harness my chi
For tokusatsu mecha action
A super sentai
To fight secret evil faction
I live all alone
No parents at home
But school and a part time job
Don’t keep my from piloting my big robot

Cause I’m just a teenager in an anime
See a girls panties she shouts hentai
Training a pocket monster maybe…Pikachu
Oohooooo

Oh yeah, anime
Big eyes small mouths hair that’s crazy
Oh yeah, anime
Big eyes small mouths hair that’s crazy

I’m a shonen angsty teen
Love her she has no idea
I’m so melancholy
Just call me Haruhi Suzumiya

But it gets better
She gives me a love letter
In a still frame shot we meet
As wind blows cherry blossoms she speaks

I transform each night into a sailor senshi
My vehicle can become Voltron’s left knee
I’m just a teenager in an anime
Like you
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

Oh yeah, anime
Big eyes small mouths hair that’s crazy
Oh yeah, anime
Big eyes small mouths hair that’s crazy
Yeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhh