The devil went down to the sewers
After Shredder’s last attack
Out to make a scene
With some ninja teens
Who had shells upon their back.

He thought was being stealthy but
At their lair he was cuaght
Then faced a hurdle
Surrounded by four turtles
So said, “Boys, let me tell you what.”

I bet you didn’t know it
But I’m a ninja master too
And if you four can
Face my shurikan
Then I’ll make a bet with you

I’m certain I could overcome
Any mutant ninja it’s true
I bet unlimited Dominos
Against your souls
‘cause I think I’m better than you.

Now Leo was the leader
But it was Raph who said then
For unlimited pizza
Deal’s on mista’
‘Cos we’re the best that’s ever been

Now Donatello grab your bo and Raphael your sais
It’s teenage mutant ninja turtles versus the prince of lies
Michelangelo on nunchucks, katanas by Leonardo
And if they lose, the devil gets their souls!

The devil pulled out some mutagen and right before their eyes
Poured it all over himself and became twenty horned goat-legged guys
Each pulled katanas from their sheathes and they made an evil hiss
And as one lunged and the fight begun and it sounded something like this

The devil stood above the defeated four
Declared himself the winner
Then “not so fast,” came a voice at last
As appeared there Master Splinter

One quick kick and devil’s on the run
Ninja skills from the land of the risin’ sun
No demon skills can withstand attack
From a samurai mutant sewer rat

The devil disappeared in a puff of smoke cause he knew that he’d been beat
And Splinter turned then back to his kin the riot act to read
You bet your souls for pizza what went through your minds and shells?
Mikey said, “Geez, sir, with no pizza well we might as well be in hell

Someone quick call April O’Neill
Tell her we beat the devil’s own deal
Ordering pizza every hour
Now you’re shell shocked from turtle power