Well my neighbor Bruce one day
Was bombarded by gamma rays
He took in a lot of rads.
Now you don’t want to make this guy mad

Now neighborhood association’s tough
Try to fine this guy, and he gets rough
And he hulks out at every thing
Hard to live with a fellow who is green

We all live with a fellow who is green
A fellow who is green, a fellow who is green
Bruce banner lives in our condominium
This fellow who is green, this fellow who is green

Now he’s in a heightened rage
Don’t keep your hedges trim, and he’ll rampage
And if your yard is full of trash
HULK SMASH!

We all live with a fellow who is green
He’s big and he is mean, worst tenant I’ve ever seen
Hulks out each association meeting
This fellow who is green. This fellow who is green.

Now my driveway’s just a pit
Our resale value has gone to shit.
Banner’s the worst neighbor there’s ever been
And now he’s going green again

We all live with a fellow who is green
A fellow who is green, a fellow who is green
He’s rampaging again quick someone call the thing
He threw a whole latrine right through my window screen

We all live with a fellow who is green
You’d best keep your yard clean, or soon he’ll make you scream
Why can’t he go live with the Avengers team?
This fellow who is green. This fellow who is green.