See a boy hydrocephalic and bald
On the comics page natural born loser
Charlie Brown is the name he is called
And the whole world is his abuser
Losing at baseball every season
The tree is really a kite-eating creature
Whenever he talks to adults for some reason
Hear s a trombone be it parent or teacher

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Well-deserved inferiority complex
Linus waits for Great Pumpkin with his blanket
Lucy pulls the football every time when he kicks
But that blockhead he always falls for it.
Hanging with Pepper Patty and Marci
Linus attract Sally. Pigpen attract dirt
Schroder on piano provides the Giraldi
While grown-ups are backing him up with muted trumpets

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Crush on the girl with the curly read hair
Brainchild of cartoonist Charles Schultz
Showing each new generation that’s there
How to have Charlie Brown Holiday specials

Woodstock the bird is speakin’ in notes
Snoopy is writing or fighting Red Baron
Speak to an adult and we all know
This is the only advice you’ll be hearin’

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