Some people call me the space cowboy
Some call me the captain of Enterprise
Some people call me James T.
As I search for new civilizations and life
I find most aliens look human
And their women look pretty nice
Find the space darlings lovely
Though they film all out of focus
But every woman I love dies

‘Cause I loved Marta
And Janice Lester
And Edith Keeler
‘Til a car crushed her
Meet hot women all over the place
Loved Janet Wallace
And Carol Marcus
And Elaan of Troyius
I get my loving out in space

I love you all so much
That it hurts
I get in fights
That rip my shirts
Spock finds the lovey-dovey illogical all the time
Until the spores infect his brain

‘Cause I loved Deela
Android Andrea
In one episode
I kissed Uhura
Meet hot women all over the place
Loved Miramanee
Grandma of Shelby
And Ruth in Starfleet Academy
I get my loving out in space

People keep talking about me baby
A lady’s man to hear their talk
Well don’t you worry I won’t get tied down to one lady
Cause you know deep down I love _
You’re the cutest thing I ever did see
But the Enterprise is the only woman for me
Lovey-dovey, you and me babe all the time
But they’ll write you out before the episode’s end
‘
Cause I loved Lenore
And Helen Noel
In evil universe
Marlena Moreau
Meet hot women all over the place
Loved Thalassa
And Areel Shaw
Who put me on trial
I get my loving out in space

Cause I loved Shahna
Orion Marta
Android Rayna
And Kelinda…