I first saw her in a hologram with Ben Keno-
Be when she sent a message for help for the rebels with a protocol droid and
R-2-D-2 robo
We hired Han Solo to take us to Alderaan
And on the Death Star found a princess with her hairdo in buns Her name was Leia.
L-E-I-A Leia Le-Le-Le-Le-Leia

We blew up the Death Star there was no recourse
It’s a good thing Obi-Wan taught me to use the Force
To help Leia Le-Le-Le-Le-Leia
While I trained on Degoba I really missed her
It sure was a big surprise to learn that she was my sister
Oh my Leia My twin sister Leia Le-Le-Le-Le-Leia

Well, she was tortured by Moff Tarkin
As Vader blew up planet Alderaan
Escape from Hoth to Bespin’s Cloud City
Lando betrays her. She comes back for me.
When Han got frozen I’m sure nobody bet
That Darth Vader’s hired bounty hunter Boba Fett was really Leia
Le-Le-Le-Le-Leia Le-Le-Le-Le-Leia
Leia O-or-Ga-Na-Leia Le-Le-Le-Le-Leia
Hutt makes her a slave
She looks so sexy
In gold bikini
While the Sarlacc I flee
She chokes Jabba with her chain with ease

Then we go to Endor for our last battle plan
Win and dance with the Ewoks and she makes out with Han oh my Leia
Le-Le-Le-Le-Leia
And Master Yoda is watching from beyond
But we’ll skip him since there’s already that Weird Al song about Yoda
While this one is about Leia

Well, flash on back for the prequel with
Her as a baby at the end of Revenge of the Sith
She is raised apart and is taken away
Who’d have guessed she’d help to stop the Empire someday

Now the films are all done we can’t see her at all
Except for that bikini poster still tacked up on the wall
Displaying Leia
Leia Le-Le-Le-Le-Leia Le-Le-Le-Le-Leia
Leia Le-Le-Le-Le-Leia Le-Le-Le-Le-Leia