You say that I need to
Go get a pet companion
Something fun that’s true
But not too demanding
Went into the pet store
And while I was just standing found my pet found my pet found my pet

And it’s no canine
No bird or feline
It’s an immobile stone
Of some kind

Because when I arrive
At home it’s waiting for me
Never wets the rug
Or sets off my allergies
It’s the perfect pet
I never doubt it loves me
My pet rock, my pet rock, my pet rock

Now the cat betrayed
After it ate the song bird
And the dog’s disgraced
And banished to the backyard
Won’t train to sit or stay
But you know that it not hard for
Pet rock, my pet rock my pet rock

It came from a mine
Is it granite and lime?
When will you get yours?
I’ve got mine!

Because when I arrived
And went into that pet shop
They had rats and snake
And little bunnies that hop
But instead of all those
This is the pet I got
My pet rock, my pet rock, my pet rock

Yeeeeeeah!
Round the world, my pet rock
Hard to pet easy to drop
No clean up, furballs, vets or fin rot
What type of rock is it maybe Andesite
Pet Rock
Or Pyroxenite
Pet Rock
Or Staurolite
Pet Rock
Or Anthrocite
Or Troctolite
Mineral aggregate

This igneous pet’s ingenious
Magnetic maybe it’s ferrous
Sedimentarys or metamorphics
Geology talks never bore us
Never have to worry about where to store cause
It’s happy if the weather hot or cold is
You know it’s the best pet for us

Because when I want to play
It never is too tired
And when I want to stay
Inside if that’s requires
It acts like that’s okay
You know I’m so inspired
By pet rock, my pet rock, my pet rock.

Because when I forgot
To feed it for whole week
It was fine and still
Looked stylish and so sleek
What is my favorite pet
For you all I will repeat
My pet rock my pet rock my pet rock

It’s my pet rock, My pet rock, my pet rock,
my pet rock
My pet rock

Pet rock never disturbs the neighbors
No labors
Never bites or barks at strangers
Easy to upkeep and maintain it
Helps me to ward of danger
My aim is perfect when I throw it
And that’s why this song I sang ya

I wish I could be
As cool as this stone
And I’m so glad it could stay
Inside my home
As a pet I think it is divine
And I’m glad it’s mine