Arthur was the king of England with his silly kanigits.
King of Camelot got a message from God
Went on a quest for the Holy Grail
So…oh

Battle the invincible knight and (oh)
The French launch a cow at him and (oh)
In the forest meet the Knight of (Ni)
And that is when they tell him that (ni)

Ni’s Knights want a shrub
A shrubbery’s the only way their quest can continue
They don’t have no horses but
They use coconuts
Maybe dropped by a swallow

Ni’s knights want a shrub
Battling the vicious Rabbit of Caerbannog
Castle’s maidens want some spanks
Galahad gives thanks
Five times (3 times, sir) Three

As they search for the cup
All the knights go and split up
Lancelot kills the historian
Brave sir Robin ran away and Lancelot he saves the day
When he stops Swamp Castle wedding
So…Ni

Herbert he just wants to sing but (no)
His daddy doesn’t want him too (says no)
His Bride has got huge (tracks of land)
Here comes the Black Beast of Aaaarrrrrggghhh

Ni’s knights want a shrub
His mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries
The French guys show penache
When they Fetchez le vache
And catapult a Trojan bunny

Ni’s knights want a shrub
Go to the enchanter named Tim for directions
Evil giant has three heads
Bringing out your dead
A moose once bit my sister

Got to cut a tree down with a herring
Oh yes, It is only a flesh wound
Use Antiok’s Holy Hand Grenade
And then there was much rejoicing (yaaaY0
Monks hit their heads when they’re singing
Dona eis requiem
The old man from before in scene 24 you must
Answer he these questions 3

What is your name? What is your quest?
What is the air-speed velocity speed of an unladed swallow?
GET ON WITH IT

Ni’s knights want a shrub
Go find Roger the Shrubber to get one and you’re off
The dismembered black knight
Your ankles he’ll bite
See the violence inherent in the system

Ni’s knights want a shrub
Go and boil your bottoms you silly sons of persons
Anarco-sydicalist commune
Versus king of Britons
Help, help I’m bein’ repressed

Ni knights want a shrub
Death awaits you all with sharp pointy teeth
Holy hand grenade of antiok
Clean the rabbit’s clock
What an eccentric performance

Ni’s knights want a shrub
She made me a newt but then I got better
Animator’s heart attack
Makes the Beast go back
Say Ni to that old woman

Ni’s knights want a shrub
If a witch weighs the same as a duck she’s made of wood
There’s a plague but you can bet
I am not dead yet
Wicked, bad, naughty evil Zoot!

Ni’s knights want a shrub
Camelot ‘s a silly place but it’s only a model
Always up to hear the tale
Of the Holy Grail
And Monty Python