If you see a dead dog by the side of the road…
Those words start the diary of….Rorschach! Rorschach yeah
It’s 1985. All superheroes have gone away
Nixon’s still in residence as the president
Only one hero stays
I got me an inkblot, it covers my face
Shifting all round the place
Cause I’m Rorschach
Investigate Comedian searching for his killer
Who threw him out of his huge eighteenth floor window

The Rorschach is a little bit nuts and
His mask is an inkblot
Rorschach crazy, Rorschach baby
Rorschach on the attack
Rorschach crazy as crap
Find smiley pin of Comedian
Better figure out what happened to him

Go see Dr. Manhattan..ask him what’s happening
Cause he’s big and he’s blue
Silk Spectre’s a pris and Ozymandius
Is rich and he’s smart and he is attacked too

Comedian is now dead
Minutemen near down to zero
Jon chased of the planet
Someone’s getting rid of heroes
The Rorschach is a little bit nuts
But he can get the job done.
Rorschach’s crazy! Rorschach baby!
Rorschach he’s where it’s at!
Rorschach watchmen are back

Sneaking and a stalking throat hurts when he’s talking
Wearing a fedora
And a mask for his face
Team up with Daniel
The second Night Owl
In his cape and cowl flying in Archie, underwater, through air and all over the town!
Interrogating Moloch in between their flashbacks baby
How they knew Blake and how they became heroes
Is he really Rorschach or is he Walter Kovacs baby?
Funky how Rorschach’s looking at the Rorschach

Arrested by police
They put me behind bars
While Manhattan’s on Mars
Daniel’s in Archie and he saves about twenty
From a fire then bangs Laurie up above the city

The Rorschach is the self-appointed one He’s
Who watches the watchmen
Rorschach baby! Rorschach baby!
Rorschach …kind of a quack Rorschach maybe he’s cracked
Vigilante psychopath

Read the Tales of the Black Freighter
Laurie has issues with her mother
Jon flies over smiley Galle crater
Sees past and future
Doe he know everyone’s fate or
Veidt’s base is in the south pole
Laurie’s mom loved the man who raped her
Password Ramses II
Adrian Veidt’s a traitor baby!
Everybody’s in danger baby
He’s a manipulator
Bring doom sooner not later
Go Bang bang
You’re gonna blow up what?...New York! Spoiler

Rorschach crazy Rorschach
Rorschach crazy Rorschach
Rorschach that’s where it at
Rorschach crazy Rorschach
Yeah, Alan let’s see more of that

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout ‘save us’ and I’ll look down and whisper ‘no.’