Da-ta Da-ta
Lieutenant Commander on the Enterprise
Da- me say day me say da me say day me say da me say Da-ta
Albino skin and de golden eyes

Work each shift at the station Ops
Data him is de android man
Computin’ at speeds of 60 teraflops
Data feel less than the Vulcan can

Da-ta Da-ta
Data him have the cat named Spot
Da-ta not Dahta
One his name and the other not

Come fellow crewmen help me understand emotion
Emulatin’ humans on de big starship
Must wait till I hear from father Noonien Soong.
Feelings come from de microchips.

Found on Omicron Theta you see
Data him no longer have no home
After planet attacked by Chrystalline Entity
Starfleet find him. he join on his own

Da-ta Da-ta
Bruce Maddox take him apart if he can
Da-ta Da-ta
Picard he argues. Him measured free man

I may be sentient but I’m so lonely
Data only android you see
‘Cept for Lal and Lore and of course B4
Them one’s Mudd found and them on Exo 3

Noonien Soong’s positronic brain
Programmed with pleasures from every star
Fully functional with the Borg hive queen
And security chief lieutentant Tasha Yar.

Da-ta Da-ta
Data him die from Shizon’s gun
Da-ta Da-ta
Come back or Next Gen just ain’t no fun
Da—we want Da- we miss Da- we love Da- give us Da- bring back Da-a-a-ta
Promote him make him Number One.