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Superman vs. the Flobots

A parody of Handlebars by the Flobots
Backing track source: http://www.karaoke-version.com/mp3-backingtrack/the-flobots/handlebars.html

I can save Smallville with no cape or tights
No cape or tights
Just strength and might

I can save Smallville with no cape or tights
Or even flight
You know I’m right

Hey, hey, don’t be alarmed
Just me Clark Kent on the Smallville farm
Kal-El
from a distant star
Keep this big secret cause it could cause great harm
Fell to earth in a meteor shower
That depilated Lex and killed Lana’s parents
These green glowing rocks robs me of my powers
And turn locals kids into supervillains
John and Martha Kent won’t let me tell my friends
Jor-El says for something else I’m destined
Save Lex Luthor and he befriended
He might become evil kinda open ended
Meanwhile I fight kids who turn into crooks
Using powers like in a comic book
Beat in an hour’s all it took
Cause I got all the powers that I need cuz, look:

I can deflect bullets with no Kevlar vest
No Kevlar vest
You know I’m best
I can start a fire using just my eyes
Heat vision from my eyes
I’m telling no lies

Look at me, Look at me
Saving all these people in jeopardy
Smallville
For such a small town
Awful lotta meteor freaks to take down
Keep my spaceship in the basement
And in the arctic my own fortress
Kawatche caves hold Kryptonian secrets
All just a few miles from Metropolis

 

Finally Lana ditches Whitney
Though I live in a barn and I’m not rich
Now I know she’ll love me forever
Till Brainiac comes or she becomes a witch
Send the infected down to Bellreve
Pete learns my secret and he leaves
Chloe finds out, thinks my S is hot
Then Lois and Kara join the plot, and

I can see through walls with my X-ray sight
Unless in lead it’s tight
Or I’m near Kryptonite
I can run faster than the naked eye
There’s no faster guy
Except that Impulse guy

Look at me, on a team
Fighting for justice with my league
Lead by Oliver Queen.
Lois
Lane and me
My cause is noble
That’s how I planned it
My reach is global
At the Daily Planet
I can collect the Kryptonian stones
I can get Chloe to hack computers
I can catch baddies form the Phantom Zone
With assistance from Martian Manhuter
I get in a massive fight with Doomsday
I can kick anybody’s asses
I can do anything save anybody
Even if I don’t hide my face with glasses

I can stop a missile from destroying a town
Leap up from the ground
And I pull it down
And I can stop Zod and his henchmen
I’m Kryptonian
You know I can
And I can save the planet from Lex Luthor
From Lex Luthor
Fight for truth or
Justice, sooth, or
American way or
Against Luthor

I can save the world with no cape or tights
Just my sense of right
Self-righteous like

I can save the world with no cape or tights
Even with no flight
I’m a Super Guy