Well now Ned is a piemaker
Who solves murders on the side
With Emerson the cash they rake in
Thanks to a secret he must hide

When he touches a dead body
For one minute it will revive
Fancy gloves though wears piemaker
‘Cause after that minute, something else dies

His crush Chuck was pushing daisies
But it caused him oh such strife
That his timing was a bit lazy
And he brought her back to life

Now they’re in love, cohabitating
Though she’ll die again if they touch
Olive loves him wants some dating
Though Ned does not feel as such

Lovely mermaids were aunt Lily and Vivian
Ned’s first revival his dog Dig-
By. Li’l Gumshoe pop-up book by Emerson
And Olive has a pet pig.

Often out on some detection
Putting bad guys into jail
Solving murders through resurrection
A forensic fairy tale

All these secrets everyone’s keeping
Means the conflicts always rife
That the price when you stop grim reaping
And you bring folks back to life.