Pardon me, boy
Is that the chap who tried to chew you?
It seems clear to me
That we got a zombie
Tell me now boy,
Was it a virus or some voodoo
Began that moaning refrain
That he wanted your brains?

You know those zombies are a bother and there is no respite
They’re spreading the infection now with every bite
Let it never be said
That the walking undead
Ever let up unless you cut off their head

A zombie is a monster that’s brought back from the tomb
And for humanity you know that it means our doom
We thought that they were mythic
Till people soon became sick
Soon as they’d start to bite it turned apocalyptic

There’s gonna be
A zombie horde that’s soon a’comin’
You know we’ll fight for our best
Though our bullets are worthless
We’re all gonna die
It is the end you see
Oh, monster, please don’t chew chew
Don’t want to be a zombie
Oh, monster, please don’t chew chew
Don’t want to be a zombie