Cylons were built to serve mankind
They rebelled and they evolved
They nuked the colonies malign
‘cause one guy got involved

A man who sold out his planet may be a traitor
But Cylons are Gaius’s best friend
Gets to Battlestar Galactica sooner or later
Up to his old tricks, with input from his number six
He must hide his genocide
And go on the errands six will send
Is she a chip or a halluc-
Ination to seduce cause
Cylons are Gaius’s best friend

Talk to John Cavil, tell me all about it

There may come a time when Balter will be president
But Cylons are Gaius’ best friend
And when they set down on a new caprica planet
They cannot defend her
When Cylons descend Gaius surrenders
It may seem that there’s thirteen
Models that all can perfectly blend
No one else gets the most out of all of those toasters
Cylons are Gaius’s best friend

We soon learn the Cylons are all a bit divisive
Though Cylons are Gaius’s best friend
Even he does not know who all the Final Five is
But soon we all will. There goes the thrill show goes downhill
Some will applauda Bill Adama,
Or starbuck, or Lee or Roslin
But hybrid or toaster
We know who cyborgs go for

Cylons are Baltar Gaius’ best friend