I cannot believe my eyes
I’m here on a Firefly Spaceship with my sister River
I’m Simon and I’m a doc
And it seems we’re out of luck
The Alliance government’s after her

Crew of smuggling mercenaries
Some planets we go as thieves
It’s weird but fun with spaceships though we don’t go boldly
Hopped a ride aboard the Serenity

Captain Malcolm Reynolds was a browncoat rebel
Jayne Cobb was a Mudder Robin Hood
Zoe fought in the war
Inara’s a high class whore
And Wash will play with his dinosaurs

Kaylee has got a big crush on me
As I fix River’s insanity
And take a look at Shepherd Book he’s more than what he seems
Welcome to 2517
(on Serenity)

Someone make a clever crack
(take my love, take my land)
Then we are under Reaver attack
(take me where I cannot stand)
What are poor River and I to do?
(there is no place I would rather be)
Pursued by this duo with hands of blue

We’re chased on the firefly
By all sorts of mean bad guy
Saffron Badger, Niska as well
And jerks who like to gloat
Alliance beat the Browncoats
We’ll see they get sent to the special hell

I’d like to dodge those evil Reave-
Ers. Hope they won’t rape, eat and sew me
Because the fact is they’ve got the Pax turned them into a horde
Mr. Universe was killed by a sword

(How weird is that)
I’d like to make myself believe
There’s nothing to River’s psychic dreams
She may be nutso but I’m still her bro I’ll fix those dreams of hers
Of fighting robots to save a kid named John Conner?

(Serenity)
Along with many I did grieve
Fox canceled Firefly prematurely
But I downloaded the episodes so come see them with me
And watch them all on boxset DVD