Five foot two
Eyes of blue
But you can’t tell because she’s see-thru
Has anybody seen my gal?

So much strife
On married life
With an invisible wife
Has anybody seen my gal?

There was a big ka-blab
In a science lab
It changed her dna

Now hid from sight
Each beam of light
Passes through her on its way

And Now I never know
Quite where she goes
can’t see her when she takes off her clothes
Has anybody seen my gal?

Now I confess
Our love’s a mess
She changed her hair how could I guess
Has anybody seen my gal?

And it would blow
if she let herself go
but then again I’d never know
Has anybody seen my gal?

I often run into
A five foot two
Walking down the hall

Can’t see to pass
Till I fall on my ass
Cause she’s as bare as all

Don’t know the score
What’s in store
Will she join fantastic four
Has anybody seen my gal?

Has she become a hag?
Does she sag?
Translucent as a ziplock bag
Has anybody seen my gal?

Our marriage is wrecked
And I suspect
She’s stalking me I can’t detect
Has anybody seen my gal?

I think that she’s
Bit pissed at me
She hounds me everywhere

Least I think so
But I can’t know
Except when her purse floats through air

Will we get through?
I know what I’ll do
To the lab I’ll turn transparent too!
Has anybody seen my gal?
She’s getting an invisible pal!