Counselor with empathic sight
Sits by Picard stage right
Had a kid with a ball of light
She’s Betazoid.

Flirtin’ with Riker her ex
Wearing form fitting suits of spandex
Hottest gal in
all the Star Treks
She’s Betazoid
Meet Deanna

Dated Worf and both Rikers
Loves chocolate in all shapes and sizes
Studies mok’bara
exercises
She’s Betazoid
Meet Deanna

Well she’s counselor of the Enterprise
Sensing who tells truth or lies
Riker calls her Imzadi
Crashed the ship into Viridian III

Daddy was a commander
Her dead sister was named Kestra
Her mom’s Ambassador Lwaxana
She drives her nuts
And there she goes again sensing feelings
About as accurate as tea leaf readings
But she still is quite an appealing
Ship’s counselor
Meet Deanna, mmmm…

Always hears her mother grouse
She’s a daughter of the fifth house
Holder of the chalice of Rixx
And heir to betazoids holy rings

She’s always makes mental contact
Victim of telepathic attack
Helps Barclay combat his holoddiction
You see her brain makes her empathic
Senses emotions like magic but the shape of her body
Not left to the imagination

Meet Deanna. I can’t wait to
Meet Deanna yeah yeah hey hey hey

Well she’s standing on the bridge
And showing off her cleavage
Senses what everyone’s thunk
Met Zephram Cochran and got drunk
Now she’s on Titan instead
She’s a counselor from betazed
She’s a counselor from betazed
She’s a counselor from betazed
She’s a counselor from the Next Gen