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Telepath
A parody of Telephone by Lady Gaga
Featuring sound clips from X-Men the Movie
Backing track source: http://www.karaoke-version.com/mp3-backingtrack/lady-gaga/telephone.html

Hello, young mutants
Don’t worry ‘bout a thing
Welcome to my mansion
Time to get some training
Wha-wha-wha did you say you
Stammer cause I just said
That whole introduction
Inside of your head

Inside of your head
Inside of your head
Do the math I’m telepath speakin in your heads

Welcome mutant
Here you’ll learn to use your new power
With help from upper classmen
Jean Gray and Scott Summers
We all stay in my mansion
And stop mutants that wreck
With my blessing they’re the X-men
And I’m professor X

Stop being mean, use X-gene
I know what you think with my brain
I cannot walk but I travel the thought plane
Do good like you should
Use your powers like how you train
I’ll read your head and your heart with my teep brain

X X X X X X X X
Got Mutant Gene
X X X X X X X
I’m Professor C
X X X X X X X X
A telepath, see
X X X X X X X

Magneto ain’t neato
Cannot face my wrath
Cause you cannot outthink a telepath
Juggernaut all for naught
Cannot face my wrath
Cause you cannot outthink a telepath

Mystique looks chic
Cannot face my wrath
Cause you cannot outthink a telepath
Brotherhood ain’t no good
Cannot face my wrath
Cause you cannot outthink a telepath


Seems like we’ll be facing doom
You’re powers you must master
Learn to control them faster
Your Claws or eye blaster
Training in the danger room
Against some disaster
Fight toad and blob and master-
Mind And Mr. Sinister

See I believe in peace
Envision a better place
Where humans and mutants
Are friendly despite their race
In the meantime
We will get our acclaim
Fighting evil mutants
Who give us a bad name

 

Who give us a bad name
Who give us a bad name
Peaceful coexisting is the name of my game

Train x-men and generation
X, x-force, and x-factor teams
Though I want peace we fight a whole lot it seems
I ought not to be onslaught
I just want to help all these teens
Control the powers that they get with the x-gene

Genosha ended most of
The mutants and we lost many more
On m-day but I’ll find more with Cerebro
those remain come and train
with wolverine, iceman rogue and storm
At Charles Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngters

X X X X X X X X
Got Mutant Gene
X X X X X X X
I’m Professor C
X X X X X X X X
A telepath, see
X X X X X X X

Hellfire they’re all liars
Cannot face my wrath
Cause you cannot outthink a telepath
Apocalypse he’ll miss
Cannot face my wrath
Cause you cannot outthink a telepath

Hey Stryfe, get a life
Cannot face my wrath
Cause you cannot outthink a telepath
Sentinels are just big dolls
Cannot face my wrath
Cause you cannot outthink a telepath

A telepath
A a a telepath
Give your allegince
To a parapellegic
With the psychic powers of a telepath

A telepath
A a a telepath
I’m the chair of my school
And I’m on a roll
Call me Professor X I’m a telepath

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