Who says I can’t get cloned
Never again have to be alone
Get a twin brother of my very own
Who says I can’t get cloned

Who says I can’t multiply
They outlawed human cloning but why
If spiderman can do it, so can i
Who says I can’t multiply

Two heads are better than one, so they say
So I’ll get a clone carbon copy
Life would be more fun, if I was more than one
I’ll give him my best pair of hand-me down genes

Who says I can’t get cloned
As the human Xerox machine I’m known
He looks a bit faint we may need more tone-r
Who says I can’t get cloned

Who says I can’t clone me
Like Michael Keaton in multiplicity?
Come summer I’ll make a whole baseball team
Who says I can’t clone me

My clone would help me stand up to bullies
When they say “You and what army, son?”
You’re never alone, when you have a clone
I could be my own army of one

Who says I can’t duplicate
I want the chance to bifurcate
Like Jamie Madrox, man, it’d be great
Who says I can’t replicate

We’ll use a few skin flakes for my DNA
Use some chemicals there on the shelf
Clone myself and then, I’d finally have a twin
He’ll help me to make the most of myself