Tell me do you think it’d be alright
If I put on codpiece and tights
And go to a ren faire festival
And pretend to be a knight

A place where I can buy a brand new blade
Watch the nobles on paradise
Hit on heavy girls in corset maybe
Wind up getting laid

So today we’re gonna dress in period garb
Pretend to be a knight or bard
And speak in Old English to everyone we see

Yea verily
Yea verily
Yea verily
Yea verily

Every sort of ale and mead I’ve drunk
Check out that one guy came steampunk
With gun and cyborg arm run
By steam power who’d have thunk?

Lots of shops and kiosks on a field
Weapons peace-bound so you cannot wield
I should have started goin’ to this thing years ago
Say can I join your guild?

Anon we’re gonna watch a jousting course
I’m gonna pay five bucks to ride a horse
Be entertained by jester dressed in revelry

Yea verily
Yea verily
Yea verily
Yea verily

Authentic recreation is our trade
Minus the horse crap and black plague
And if someone takes a photo we’ll act like it’s devilry

Yea verily
Yea verily
Yea verily
Yea verily

Tell me do you think it’d be okay
To catch a Shakespearean play
Such creative anachronism here
I’d like to do this every day

But do you think you could refrain
And not analytically complain
Sure my shoelaces ain’t strictly period
Go bother some mundane

Today we’re going to a renaissance faire
And meeting all of our friends there
Enjoy a time of honor fun and chivalry

Yea verily
Yea verily
Yea verily
Yea verily

Listen to our huzzahs
Eftsoons we shalt return anon