Once funny music was hard to find
On Apple’s iTunes and websites of their kind.
So to make all their fans contented
These guys made a podcast that’s totally Demented.
It’s FuMP, it’s FuMP
Funniest songs that appeared
It’s FuMP, it’s FuMP, it’s FuMP
Since Albert got weird.

FuMP brings lots of laughs to you
And if you download it, they promise not to sue.
There are more parodies than you can stand
Now let’s recite the core musicians and the bands
On FuMP, it’s FuMP,
Listen well, you see
It’s FuMP, it’s FuMP, it’s FuMP
And then go buy the CD.

There’s Worm Quartet, Raynard and Scum,
Possible Oscar, Tom Smith, and Robert Lund,
Sudden Death is there too, you see,
And of course we can’t forget the Great Luke Ski!
On Fump, it’s FuMP
We don’t sing in key
It’s FuMP, it’s FuMP, it’s FuMP
But what the hell? It’s free!
(Or a minimal subscription!)

Does this FuMP sound Demented, I think so
Does this FuMP mess with your head, I think so, yeah
Will this FuMP make us lots of bread, I think no.
Tune in Tuesdays and Fridays for our podcast.