Somewhere in Middleton
On late-night MTV
There is a girl with glasses and
A biting repartee
Once on Beavis and Butthead
Now she has her own show
Will it get a DVD boxset, well no one seems to know.
Daria, Let your angst show
Daria. She’s smart and so clever though
Her teachers don’t know
DeMartino, O’Neil, Barch and Defoe
Want her involved more
But she finds Lawndale a bore
Daria Morgandorffer, Daria
Story’s unfurled
On Sick, Sad World.

Artist Jane Lane’s her best friend
She loves Jane’s brother Trent
Helped QB Kevin’s science project
While Brittney squealed dissent
Quinn’s her popular sister
VP of fashion club
While Jodie and Mack resent being black
And Upchuck vies for love.

Daria, her folks are nuts
Daria, dad Jake is weak but Helen
Her mom’s swell and overworked.
Jerks fill high school with its quirks
But make growing up rough.
Adolescence is so tough.
Daria. Daria. Daria.
Daria. Daria. Daria.
Daria, you’re on my neck
You’re standing on my neck