This was never the way I planned
My inebriation
I got so wasted, drink in hand
Lost my coordination
Not like I can’t, hold liquor
But this stuff’s acting quicker
I’m curious if you’d
Point me to the restroom

I have to hurl, gonna vomit
Don’t taste as good coming up
I have to hurl, room is spinning
Drunk to the point of binging
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Been doing kegstands all night
I have to hurl, gonna vomit
Gonna throw up.

No, I don’t know just what I had
It doesn’t matter
I just know that it tasted bad
But got the job done.
It’s not what, Drinkers do
Never mix liquor with beer
My head gets so confused
Now I’m in tears

I have to hurl, gonna vomit
Don’t taste as good coming up
I have to hurl, room is spinning
At least this is probably slimming
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Won eight bucks in quarters tonight
I have to hurl, gonna vomit
Gonna throw up.

These drinks they taste so magical
Great taste less filling wonderful
Hard to resist So drinkable
Drinking would be a virtue
If hangovers just came before.

I have to hurl, gonna vomit
Don’t taste as good coming up
I have to hurl, room is spinning
I’m gonna swear off drinking
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
But now I simply want to die.
I have to hurl, gonna vomit
Gonna throw up.