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Shave

A parody of Cave by Celebrity Featuring sound clips from Sweeney Todd the Musical by Stephen Sondheim
Karaoke Trainer 1.5 used for backing track

Vendetta for my girl Joanna
Vendetta for my Lucy gone as well

Downtown a barbershop on Fleet Street
Where Mrs. Lovitt’s meat pies are made
My name is Sweeney Todd, my friends are blades.

I’m ready to shvae
I’m ready to harm
Dispose of the corpses so no one gets alarmed
My chair drops them down.
And pies they go in
Taste so god damned good that it must be a sin.

Judge Turpin wanted my wife to be his mate
And now my child his ward. He’s worse than Snape.

I’m ready to shave.
I’m ready to kill
If Judge Turpin won’t die everybody else will.
My chair drops them down
They fill a pie each
And now Mrs. Lovitz wants to go to the beach.


 

I’m ready to shave
Bloodletting released
I’ll eat him in a pie with a little priest
Kill more people than
A Shakespearean play
Then it comes to a head as Toby runs away

Judge Turpin I gave
The closest shave of his life
And then without knowing it I killed my own wife
Killed evil Beetle
Mrs. Lovitt as well
As Toby comes back and watch the body count swell.

Vendetta for
Vendetta for a man Benjamin Barker.