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[Welcome to the world of tomorrow!]
Bite my shiny metal [sound clip]
Bite my shiny metal [sound clip]
Bite my shiny metal [sound clip]
I’m a twenty-first century guy: Philip J. Fry
Uno dos tres quarto [Kill all humans] seis
At the turn of the millennium this kid’s life was a drag
Till he delivered pizzas to a cryogenics lab
He accidentally froze himself, that I.C. Weiner guy
Now the world of tomorrow’s welcoming Phillip J. Fry!
Year 3000 now! Holy cow!
Full of aliens, spaceships, owl traps and Bachelor Chow
Meets that Leela girl, keeps an eye on her
And in a suicide booth, meets Bender too
At his great nephew’s loft Farnsworth gives him a job
A thousand years later and he’s still a slacking slob
You’re in New New York now so
Hey, do that Futurama thing!
Bite my shiny metal [sound clip]
Bite my shiny metal [sound clip]
Bite my shiny metal [sound clip]
I’m a twenty-first century guy: Philip J. Fry
Amy Wong’s a klutz; Zoidberg’s doctoring is bad.
There’s no accounting for the Rastafarian Conrad
The Prof. sends them on dangerous assignments now and then
Dropping parcels off to Mom, Tricky Dick and Zapp Brannigan!
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Take a transport tube to Madison Cube
See an ape fight or just watch it on the tube
Or if you want to see ‘em at the Head Museum
Meet Spock, Al Gore, and many more.
Leela is in charge while Bender’s living large
The alcohol keeps his robot fuel cells charged
Cigars make him look cool now
Hey, do that Futurama thing!
Leela is a sewer mutant; not an alien
Fry’s infatuated but she can not spare an eye for him
He needs to find a girl with standards a bit more lax
If he’s lucky he can make the beast with a billion backs!
Bite my shiny metal [sound clip]
Bite my shiny metal [sound clip]
Bite my shiny metal [sound clip]
pLong live the hypnotoad!] <sound effect>
Kind of lonely here; go back to his own year.
His own grandpa in a time travel fluke I fear.
Watching Calculon till the Niblonians
Make him fight the Brains. It entertains
Fox fans won the war and they’re releasing more
Now a word from Scruffy the janitor. <ayep)
From here to robot hell
Roswell that ends well.
Let’s all go freeze ourselves as well and
Hey, do that Futurama thing!
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