Oh, Alice..

A man named Brady busy with three sons
Together on their own – but they were all alone
With maid Alice to clean and make their lunch
He met a woman Carol beautiful
With three lovely young girls – the youngest’s hair in curls
And then it seemed that they both got a hunch

Now they’re never gonna survive, unless
They get a little Brady
Now they’re gonna somehow form a family
And become a little…

Brady… Brady… Brady…

Brady…In the attic Greg has his own room
He is the oldest son. The leader and spokesman
Marcia’s pretty popular and Jan
Goes “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!”

Peter is clumsy Jan is insecure
Bobby’s precocious, and Cindy’s just precious
Sometimes cousin Oliver will come to stay

Now they’re never gonna survive, unless
They get a little Brady
Now they’re gonna somehow form a family
And become a little…
Brady

In a house with six children sharing one bathroom why
Isn’t that Crazy!
The evil Tiki god gave them bad luck in hawaii
Isn’t that Crazy?
Brady!
They got two rooms that don’t really go anywhere
Isn’t that crazy?
The first couple on TV in a bed together
Isn’t that crazy?
It’s so Brady…Brady…Brady

Ohh..
Now they’re never gonna survive, unless they get a little Brady
Now they’re gonna somehow form a family and become a little…
Now they’re never gonna survive, unless they get a little Brady
Now they’re gonna somehow form a family and become a little…
Brady