Oh, I longed to be a hero
As Charesh’s Patient Zero
Took Sylar as my name
And the other heroes cower
Cause I’m know how to steal their power
If I only had their brain

I appear all over the place
Removing people’s brain case
With telekinetic aim
And I give a cause to Peter
To save the world save the cheerleader
If I only had her brain

Couldn’t stay Gabriel Gray
Found where my destiny lies
I’m the character you just love to despise
Not unreasonable. Won’t eat your eyes.

With gullible Mohinder
I’ll track down and dismember
Dale Smithers and poor Zane
And you know I’m always thrillin’
As everyone’s favorite villian
If I only had a brain.