I saw these two powder-blue suited guys
On the bridge of the Starship Enterprise
A Vulcan with logic
And a wry old country doc
Like an old married couple
They’d argue, bicker and heckle
And I could tell I’d love
Going on this star Trek, I’ll sing it

I love Spock and Bones
And Captain James Kirk and Scotty too now
I love Spock and Bones
And Chekov and Uhura and Sulu
Bones calls Spock an unfeeling machine
Spock raises an eyebrow
Don’t know what he means.

Said there’s no logic there
The real McCoy don’t care

Says emotions are a vital part
Of human systems

And Spock replies that
That is part of the problem, I’m laughing

I love Spock and Bones
And Captain James Kirk and Scotty too now
I love Spock and Bones
And Chekov and Uhura and Sulu
Ow!
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When Spock up and died, in Bones his katra hides

Sci-fi’s cosmic Odd Couple
With their split beliefs
Disapproval of each other
Provides comic relief
While we’re Trekkin’

I love Spock and Bones
And Captain James Kirk and Scotty too now
I love Spock and Bones
And Chekov and Uhura and Sulu
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