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Jason Voorhees

A parody of Wishful Thinking by Duncan Shiek
Backing Track source: http://www.karaoke-version.com/mp3-backingtrack/duncan-sheik/wishful-thinking.html

Listen to the waves
Here at Camp Crystal Lake
Promiscuous teens, hear their screams. It’s Jason Voorhees

Oh no, there he goes
Immortal hockey-masked psycho
Wields a machete
Will you survive?

Feel the blade he’ll swing
Decapitate those teens
You will say it hurts
Always a rule: the sluts die first

Oh mon, Run, c’mon
It’s Jason or maybe his mom.
Has an axe to grind
Will you survive?
Oh yeah, he will slay
Whorey teens in gory ways
Camp’s no safe place to stay on Friday the 13th

 

 

Jason Voorhees, kills more teens
They come to his camp
Drunk jerks, jocks and tramps
They die easily.

Oh heck, he resurrects
Kills the teens for having sex
Always just one girl
Somehow survives
He’s all over the place
Takes Manhatten, Hell and Space
Seems like nowhere is safe from Jason Voorhees.

And I try to run away but I didn’t look and I stumbled
Running through dark woods not a good idea
And I try to kill Jason but he just keeps on coming
What could be worse than the curse of Friday the 13th?

And he’ll fight Fred Krueger
And he’ll fight Freddy Krueger, yeah
And he’ll fight Fred Krueger
And he’ll fight Freddy Krueger, yeah.