Hail to thee, o wandering knight, and well met. Tis with deepest pride
And greatest pleasure that we welcome thee to game night
And now, verily we invite thee to relax, pull up a chair,
As our DM with out further ado dost humbly present
Our mission

Join my quest. Join my quest
Put your mettle to the test
We’ll search for gold and power ups hidden
In a treasure chest
Warhammer,
D&D,
Why it’s all the same to me
Take the XP
I can spare it
I’m a level 18 cleric
Adventures, danger, risk
With a Jerry Gygax twist
Mission in minotaur maze or a griffon’s nest
Since the best fantasy
Is done in RPG, please
Join my quest
At my behest
Join my quest

Make yourself
As an elf
Roll to determine strength and health
We will go on expeditions
To increase our stats and wealth
We will sink
Or we’ll swim
It depends on our DM
He sends us into a cavern
Where we meet an angry wyvern
It breathes fire right at me
To avoid I roll plus three
We’ll split his treasure horde
When we lay him to rest
You find the Sword of Truth
It gives attacks a boost
But hurts defense
Might I suggest
Offset it with a leather vest
Join my quest! Join my quest! Join my quest!

Real life’s less entertaining
Than a gamer’s life of gaming
It’s not fair, no flair, glory or chivalry
Ah, to live in days of knights and wizards
Like a renaissance fair, but every week
There’s so much the real world’s lacking
Like organized, turn based attacking
And villains that it is alright to kill
These days you hardly ever see a castle
Who cares if they laughed
We put the WOW in World of Warcraft

It’s a quest! It’s a quest!
Magic Medieval realms are best
Where you can ride a horned pegasus
And girl’s armor shows their breasts
Join on up, we’d delight
We could use another knight
Before facing necromancer’s devil
It would help if I could level
Our dwarf and two mages rock
And our thief halfling picks the locks
I have +8 charisma but in real life it’s less
Sustained on chips and a whole-a
6-Pack of Jolt Cola
I feel blessed
Join my quest
I request
Join my quest

It’s my quest! It’s my quest!
And I play it with such zest!
I dress up in cardboard armor painted with
My character’s crest
So much fun, it’s a riot
See a monster and I smite it
I admit one of my vices
Is my set of twelve-sided dices

Floor by floor, room by room
Send those goblins to their doom
I campaign each night. I’ve no life I confess
Gaming is so elating
You’ll never miss not dating
Join my quest
I’d be depressed
If you do not acquiesce
Join my quest
Don’t feel pressed, but
Please, won’t you join my quest!