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Just a Gollum


A parody of Just a Girl by No Doubt
Backing track source: http://www.karaoke-version.com/mp3-backingtrack/no-doubt/just-a-girl.html

Once I lived deep down in a cave
With my precious I would rant and rave
Then Bilbo came down with his nasty Sting
And stole my cool invisibility ring

‘Cause I’m just a Gollum, little ol’ Smeagol
Living in cave dank and black
I’m just Gollum, I covet the ring
So I go out on the attack!

Oh…We wants our precious back.

The moment that I step outside
Sauron captures me until I run and hide
I hunt for my precious both high and low
Track it to tricksy hobbit Frodo

Cause I’m just Gollum. I wants the one ring
But I’ll helpses master up to Mt Doom.
I’m just Gollum but at least I can find
Top of a mountain I’m already standing on
I’m just a Gollum
Take a good look at me
As I tempt myself into dark ways

 



 

 

Oh… Split personalities
Oh…Give new meaning to two-faced!

I’m just a Gollum
I’m just a Gollum in Middle Earth
And we wantses our precious ring
I’m just a Gollum I will do anything
For the precious I betrayed and I bit
I’m just a Gollum and I bite off your fing-
Er then fall down to the lava pit
I’m just a Gollum, my apologies
Smeagol never meant to do any harm
I’m just Gollum, pity me
The evil ring twisted me to this form.

Oh…we wants the precious
Oh…It’s ours and we wants it
Oh…we wants the precious back.